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taladega night 

Having your first sexual experience in a moving car
with no one at the wheel
Last night I had me a Taladega Night with jamie

taladega shower

This is when a woman has unprotected anal sex with a man (that she doesn't know)and then he ejaculates on her face.
Jill met Jack on a cruise and that same night they were having unprotected anal sex and just as he was about to come he pulled out and ejaculated all over her face. Jill received a Taladega shower.

taladega 

A word used for an expression of Joy, Happiness, pleasure, and having a good time.
Taladega!!! We got a whole Keg to drink.!!!!
taladega by Trent April 20, 2004

Taradena Special 

To use spray paint to paint a 4x4 vehicle in a redneck fashion.
I just laid down a taradena special on my new toyota.
Taradena Special by liveout1 February 26, 2015

taladega steamer 

When a nascar driver shits his britches during a race.
Jeff Gordon just had a taladega steamer, I guess he couldn't make it to the pit in time.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026