Take Ass

When one spends an entire day sitting on the couch doing nothing.

Guy 1: Did you end up going to the gym yesterday?

Guy 2: No, I decided to take ass all day. I didn't even get dressed.

by Alex CK August 22, 2008

Take his ass

When one individual, preferably male, anally fucks another male's butthole.

C'mon man take his ass don't let him run!

by anonymous October 17, 2020

take your ass on!

Nothing to see here! Keep moving!

Bitch take your ass on! What are you staring at?!

by Sharell September 22, 2005

Take yo ass out

To roast someone or “joan” someone; to simply curse somebody out disrespectfully

Jim : You Ugly
Me : boy I’m finna take yo ass out with ya bean pie head ass

by Intelligent101 March 18, 2019

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

kick ass and take names

Most likely originated in the armed services, probably during Vietnam. "Kick ass" is generically applied to beating the opponent, whereas taking names refers to killing the enemy, or "taking their names." Has been adopted into common usage as a general motivational statement.

"CHARLIES OVER THAT RIDGE, LETS KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!"

"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"

by beefstui May 6, 2007

kick ass and take initials

when you are too busy kickin asss you have to take initials

"I am fixing to kick ass and take initials at the club tonight when i break it down"

by leigh mcgee August 19, 2008