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Take Ass 

When one spends an entire day sitting on the couch doing nothing.
Guy 1: Did you end up going to the gym yesterday?

Guy 2: No, I decided to take ass all day. I didn't even get dressed.
Take Ass by Alex CK August 22, 2008
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Take his ass 

When one individual, preferably male, anally fucks another male's butthole.
C'mon man take his ass don't let him run!
Take his ass by anonymous October 17, 2020

take your ass on! 

Nothing to see here! Keep moving!
Bitch take your ass on! What are you staring at?!
take your ass on! by Sharell September 22, 2005

Take yo ass out 

To roast someone or “joan” someone; to simply curse somebody out disrespectfully
Jim : You Ugly
Me : boy I’m finna take yo ass out with ya bean pie head ass

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

kick ass and take names

Most likely originated in the armed services, probably during Vietnam. "Kick ass" is generically applied to beating the opponent, whereas taking names refers to killing the enemy, or "taking their names." Has been adopted into common usage as a general motivational statement.
"CHARLIES OVER THAT RIDGE, LETS KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!"

"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"

kick ass and take initials 

when you are too busy kickin asss you have to take initials
"I am fixing to kick ass and take initials at the club tonight when i break it down"
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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