Tained
Ryan : People think they don't need sunscreen because they want to be "tained"
Make sure you wear sun cream everyone ✅
Make sure you wear sun cream everyone ✅
Tained by up your nanny October 28, 2021
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tainted surface
The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
tainted surface by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014
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taiyed
Ultimate bliss... great feeling of uphoria... usually acheived through the use of yoga, meditation, or thc and other drugs.
An extreme high.
An extreme high.
taiyed by Pseudonym? September 29, 2006
well trained mind
A website and book allegedly written to reach those who homeschool for academic reasons. The reality is that while the website claims to be open to all persons regardless of religious belief the reality is the opposite. Bigotry, homophobia, vicious attacks on the impoverished and religious fundamentalism is the cornerstone of the site. Well indoctrinated literalist, fundamentalist, uber evangelical people are the only ones truly welcome. If you dissent you are banned. You can talk trash about gays, minorities, liberals, abortion providers but if you dare defend any of these groups you will be banned. It is a disgrace to logic and reason rather than a guidepost.
Recent discussions about homosexuality and christianity prove the point about how not well trained the minds are of the authors at The Well Trained Mind.
well trained mind by old befana September 10, 2011
Tahned
This is when you are having a text/IM conversation with someone and after you've sent a message, they reply with only an emoticon(s). Thus ending your conversation, or leaving you with the difficulty of continuing the conversation. This originates from a particular person that always ends conversations like this.
(pronounced "tah-nd")
(pronounced "tah-nd")
To be tahned:
You: That party last night was out of control.
Friend: Yeah, I saw someone throw up in the bushes!
You: Did you see Beata? She was so drunk!
Friend: xD
You: That party last night was out of control.
Friend: Yeah, I saw someone throw up in the bushes!
You: Did you see Beata? She was so drunk!
Friend: xD
Tahned by BeeTheNinja May 25, 2013
tainted love
love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.
it is love, actually.
it is love, actually.
tainted love by i am a lover June 26, 2004
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