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Kin Ryan's way of saying tanned, and also the right way to say it.
Ryan : People think they don't need sunscreen because they want to be "tained"
Make sure you wear sun cream everyone ✅
Tained by up your nanny October 28, 2021
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tainted surface 

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
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Ultimate bliss... great feeling of uphoria... usually acheived through the use of yoga, meditation, or thc and other drugs.
An extreme high.
Billy had a great sense of taiyed.
taiyed by Pseudonym? September 29, 2006

well trained mind 

A website and book allegedly written to reach those who homeschool for academic reasons. The reality is that while the website claims to be open to all persons regardless of religious belief the reality is the opposite. Bigotry, homophobia, vicious attacks on the impoverished and religious fundamentalism is the cornerstone of the site. Well indoctrinated literalist, fundamentalist, uber evangelical people are the only ones truly welcome. If you dissent you are banned. You can talk trash about gays, minorities, liberals, abortion providers but if you dare defend any of these groups you will be banned. It is a disgrace to logic and reason rather than a guidepost.
Recent discussions about homosexuality and christianity prove the point about how not well trained the minds are of the authors at The Well Trained Mind.
well trained mind by old befana September 10, 2011
This is when you are having a text/IM conversation with someone and after you've sent a message, they reply with only an emoticon(s). Thus ending your conversation, or leaving you with the difficulty of continuing the conversation. This originates from a particular person that always ends conversations like this.
(pronounced "tah-nd")
To be tahned:

You: That party last night was out of control.
Friend: Yeah, I saw someone throw up in the bushes!
You: Did you see Beata? She was so drunk!
Friend: xD
Tahned by BeeTheNinja May 25, 2013

tainted love 

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.
once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...
tainted love by i am a lover June 26, 2004

Nine Tailed Fox 

Either the Japanese myth, Epsilon-11 maybe even Naruto
P1: "Have you herd of Nine Tailed Fox my guy?"
P2: "SCP, the myth, or Naruto?"
P1: "Uhhhhhhhh....."
Nine Tailed Fox by Photon lol September 4, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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