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tauroscatology 

The study of bullshit, from "tauro" - bull - and "scat" - shit, a very important field of endeavour and one being pursued above all by journalists and psychologist investigating the seamy world of politics, business and publishing
"There's already enough tauroscatology on this thread without adding another layer."
tauroscatology by ken creffield March 14, 2007
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He is a quiet guy who can be very rude. He also doesn't like gifs and believes he is a hero (because a hero is always right). However, once you get to know him and he builds trust, he is a very kind and caring person who will always listen to your problems. He might even become your greatest friend. He is terrified of dolls and doesn't like to be ignored because he cares about people. He hates people named Jacob but is in love with Gwen Stacy. He also hates the word "indeed" because it results in one of his dreaded gifs but he uses it anyway. He is very good at art, especially drawings of Neil Armstrong. Finally, he's very tall.
"Tairese, Tairese, Tairese, Tairese, Tairese"
Tauros, a pokemon that is as rare as shit. It appears in the safari zone and other places.
A Tauros appeared!
Gamer : Omg Yes!

Tauros ran away
Gamer : Gay!
Tauros by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009

Tavros Nitram 

Tavros is a charater from the web comic Homestuck.
he is shy, and has little to no selfe confidence. he was killed by a vriska serket and when he died many fans bere sad because he was so freakin adorable! his sign is Taurus and he is the patron troll to ppl born from april 21- may 20. he has distinct typing quirks and a special color that he types in. he types in a chocolaty brown color, and he tENDS TO uHHH,,, aDD MANY uHHH,,,s IN HIS SPEECH. he types like that because he is insicure and he studders and falters in his speech/ text. for more info. visit: homestuck wiki and search for tavros nitram
tavros nitram: "wOW,,, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,,,"
Tavros Nitram by taurus homestuck October 4, 2012
A type of rust colored bull in the country of Alternia
Earlier today on my trip to Alternia, I saw a tavros in a field.
tavros by Koneko Toujou April 19, 2015
Based on the man himself - Voltaire Desacada. A 'Tairism':

1. Is when a conversation is in progress, you dont know whats going on and tend to open ones mouth and say something that makes no sense and bares no relevance to the topic.

2. Also applies when the oppisite outcome of an intended situation occurs.
1. Senrok: i don't like cats, they come over for a rub then go
Taire: yeah..... its like women.......in clubs
Senrok: oh dear, there's another Tairism. GuAd. OmFg. LoL.

2. Taire: yeah i'm definately coming out tonight
Paul Moon: haven't you got work?
Taire: I'm gona tell my boss that I want to quit
**Taire enters place of work and returns**
Taire: yeah guys I can't come out and I've got overtime for tomorrow
Tairism by Maloon May 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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