Tavros is a charater from the web comic Homestuck.
he is shy, and has little to no selfe confidence. he was killed by a vriska serket and when he died many fans bere sad because he was so freakin adorable! his sign is Taurus and he is the patron troll to ppl born from april 21- may 20. he has distinct typing quirks and a special color that he types in. he types in a chocolaty brown color, and he tENDS TO uHHH,,, aDD MANY uHHH,,,s IN HIS SPEECH. he types like that because he is insicure and he studders and falters in his speech/ text. for more info. visit: homestuck wiki and search for tavros nitram

tavros nitram: "wOW,,, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,,,"

Tavros Nitram by taurus homestuck October 4, 2012

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Tavros Crocker

The biological child of Jane Crocker and Jake English in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He's Kismesis with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Harry Anderson Egbert.

Tavros Crocker? No I want Tavros Nitram.

Tavros Crocker by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

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tauroscatology

The study of bullshit, from "tauro" - bull - and "scat" - shit, a very important field of endeavour and one being pursued above all by journalists and psychologist investigating the seamy world of politics, business and publishing

"There's already enough tauroscatology on this thread without adding another layer."

tauroscatology by ken creffield March 14, 2007

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Tavorshake

A milk-shake with an active pharmacolgical ingredient of the benzodiazepine-group; i.e. Lorazepam.

Its colour is blue, as the most popular lorazepam pills; Tavor (by Pfizer)

Though this beverage is not officially distributed in common fast-food-chains; roumors have spread about its presence in South German-branch Burger King restaurants.

I'd like a tavorshake with my diarrhea-balls.

I suggest you drink a tavorshake; as you are obviusly trippin' balls.

LOL U MAD! Take this Tavorshake to relax.

Do they server tavorshakes in trans-continental flights? Yes? Also in Economy-Class?

Tavorshake by harlekincopter February 22, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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