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Based on the man himself - Voltaire Desacada. A 'Tairism':

1. Is when a conversation is in progress, you dont know whats going on and tend to open ones mouth and say something that makes no sense and bares no relevance to the topic.

2. Also applies when the oppisite outcome of an intended situation occurs.
1. Senrok: i don't like cats, they come over for a rub then go
Taire: yeah..... its like women.......in clubs
Senrok: oh dear, there's another Tairism. GuAd. OmFg. LoL.

2. Taire: yeah i'm definately coming out tonight
Paul Moon: haven't you got work?
Taire: I'm gona tell my boss that I want to quit
**Taire enters place of work and returns**
Taire: yeah guys I can't come out and I've got overtime for tomorrow
Tairism by Maloon May 17, 2006
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Tairimisu 

Bussy baka Tairi Sama 🥰 (currently in denial and usually puts someone on timeout for saying this lol)

She's also called Tairipissu on Twitter
Member: well aren't you one bussy baka Tairi 😏
Tairimisu: timeout 😳
Tairimisu by I_Did_Your_Mom January 20, 2022
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tayrismar 

Tayrismar is amazing depending on how you look up to her. She will be kind to you depending on how you treat her. She has a place in her heart that holds confidence. She doesn’t know where to find it. She is very cheerful and very fun. You can be friend with her because she can open her heart to anyone but she is very shy sometimes.
Tayrismar is amazing and you can’t live without her.
tayrismar by Tayris February 20, 2019
Tairim is a cheerful and warm hearted person. She is an extrovert and outgoing. She loves to travel and explore the world. She is a huge foodie. She loves trying new food. She could become friends with someone very quickly. She is slow to trust through, once you have gain her trust. She is a shorty but has a huge personality. She is gives her everything for someone whom she loves and cares about. Tairim is One of the best people you can meet and once you gain her trust and affection she will become one of your closest friends. She is very loyal. She is very helpful when it comes to people in need even strangers. She will be there for her friends anytime day or night. She is someone whom you should keep close and not let go. She has a huge heart and loves kids. Don’t let her go!
We all need a Tairim in our lives
Tairim by Zara1736 November 22, 2021
Religion in which all of the followers are believed to be some level of Gods
John has recently embraced Tanrism, finding its belief that all people are divine yet capable of varying degrees of godliness deeply resonant with his own spiritual journey.
Tanrism by Tanrist June 8, 2024
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