Taintkle 

The upper inner fat of a fatty regional area.. ...like cankles, just in the crotchial region... and it will be updated accordingly as the definition continues to work its way into lexicon........

She was a Mcfatty, but when I saw the taintkle...I ran like hell..I Think it tried to eat me....."guyspeak.....run"..and yes you "Cant believe its not taint".....spread that in your morning toast,,,...yep....looks like a duck......waddles like a fatty and might be rockin some "fromunda" cheese.....probably a good indicator of a tainkle to come.....

Taintkle by the hatted one July 31, 2011

taintle 

a skin flap found between a woman's vagina & her asshole, namely, on her taint. gives the appearance of a tail, or a tiny penis...
taint + tail = taintle.

"Dude, i slept with this chick last weekend, and she had a wicked taintle! does that make me gay?"

taintle by LAWWWWLLL February 4, 2009

Taintkerchief 

An individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one's taint -- the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one's testicles and the crest of one's anus. The derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. Individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons...often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like "bro," "bra," or "broheim" and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.

Agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief -- so I took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.

Taintkerchief by PooManChoo April 27, 2009

taintless 

1. A man whos balls meet his anus

2. A man who can stuff his balls into his anus.

That guy is totally taintless

taintless by FOJB February 23, 2008

taintler 

A Hitler mustache shaved on your taint.

That bitch has a taintler.

taintler by Boots033 September 5, 2017