An individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one's taint -- the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one's testicles and the crest of one's anus. The derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. Individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons...often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like "bro," "bra," or "broheim" and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.
Agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief -- so I took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.
A slimy goon or meathead who either:
1) Aggressively scams on, or molests a poor unassuming lass
2) Subversively plots to scam on, molest, or otherwise bother a poor unassuming lass
Synonyms: Creep, scumbag, slimeball, dirtbag, scuzzbag
- The guy with slimy hair, a toothpick, and a wife beater who whistles at chicks on a street corner, whilest sitting on a milk crate.
- The guy who grabs chicks' derrieres on a crowded subway train and then looks elsewhere to place blame
- The guy who lurks outside the local community college, manually pleasuring himself to visions of passing co-eds, within the sagging pockets of his dungarees.
Golly gosh, Thor is a complete and utter sceevatz! That unconscionable creep will not stop putting his hands all over poor Persephone, even though she has repeatedly voiced her displeasure with said acts.