Troy's definitions

Strawberry Swirl

When you are recieving a blowjob and when you splooge you hit her in the mouth, allowing to blood and cum to mix, creating a strawberry swirl

PERSON - Are you phsyically abusing my friend?
ME - Na, I gave her a strawberry swirl last night
PERSON - Oh.

by Troy May 25, 2004

cakes

A term used to disribe a beautiful girl, that know doubt takes care of "downstairs"

Hey!, Look at her...some cakes!

by Troy May 3, 2003

secsi

the 1337 version of "sexy"

Damn bitch j00 fuckin secsi.

by Troy February 6, 2003

Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.

They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.

by Troy September 25, 2004

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 3, 2004

jakeish

jake is the king of the hooch clan and often recruits new members see hooch

cool dude: i stole an mp3
other dude: thats just jakeish

by Troy January 21, 2005

//abby

A highly sophisticated and sexually attractive bbrown/b person. Known to frequently exude his masculinity through menacing e-mails incoporating clever rhetoric encoded in Java code.

Wow, look at that sexy Indian coder! He sure is an //abby!

by Troy December 10, 2004