Troy's definitions

Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).

Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.

by Troy April 30, 2007

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

A Gorilla

an urban jungle dweller. lays around all day, while instead of lounging and eating plant matter they smoke crack and smack around their baby's mama.

by troy October 29, 2003

B&M

is a type of shifter in cars for both manual and automatic transmission. usually used in high performance cars, such as modified mustangs and camaros. you can find a B&m shifter usually being used by a guy with a mullet.

damn boy, that is a sweet ass car. you got a B&M shifter in that thing?

by troy October 29, 2003

kansas city shower

a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.

that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss

by troy October 29, 2003

donkey kick

often confused with the cleveland kiss, this term means to fuck a girl from behind then spit on her back so she thinks that you have came on her back, then when she turns around the guy punches her in the head.

yeah, yeah, yeah... donkey punch that bitch!!!

by troy October 30, 2003

cave dan

a person, by the name of dan who reminds one of a neanderthal. a rather odd looking fellow with a large brow and forehead.

cave dan has been doing some serious crushing!

by troy October 30, 2003