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The psyedonym for the sometimes controversial blogger, who spilled secrets of the high-school Chisholm. Taddles identity still has not been revealed and the infamous blogspot website has been taken down due to formal complaints.

Taddles drew inspiration from Gossip Girl.

"omg did you see that post that Chisholm-secrets? I can't believe that shit is true!"

"omg taddles is so tashak"
"NO IM NOT!"

"hahahahaha taddles is the funniest shit out, its so fake and over exaggerated, that i definately couldnt believe it, but that bitch posted a FOTO OF ME ON THERE!"

"x Taddles"

taddles by gossipgirlxoxoxo May 18, 2009

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sag taddies

sometimes referred to as "nasty titty." extremely unattractive breasts. usually characterized by nipples which point down or sideways. may also have extreme wrinkling or other disturbing qualities. Such characteristics have been known to hide on otherwise regular subjects, frightening the unsuspecting.

she looked ok, but friend said that once the shirt came off it was sag taddies all the way

sag taddies by evilgenimus August 19, 2003

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Tandles

Clear tanlines on the feet and ankles, caused by repeated wearing of sandles or flip-flops.

"Hey, what's that mark on your foot?"
"Aw, I got myself a new pair of tandles over summer!"

Tandles by bushhat August 26, 2009

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Wammy Ass Taddleshpank

When Telemundo makes out with the Wamp Ass Jape and gets herpes.

Aw man, TMJ = TOO MUCH JOE.

WAMMY ASS TADDLESHPANK

Wammy Ass Taddleshpank by Negger July 9, 2004

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Getting on my Tiddles

When someone really annoys you a-lot.

You are really getting on my Tiddles.
Holly is getting on my Tiddles.

Getting on my Tiddles by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023

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taddle-tail

a nark; someone who snitches

I saw the girl steal the pizzas, however, I'm not going to be a taddle-tail and tell the boss who did it.

taddle-tail by j9j9 January 29, 2008

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toddles

A fat teacher in my school first name Rick. Toddles is a nickname given to him cuz he waddles when he walks!

Me:Hey did u see Toddles in health class today god is he fat
You: Yah he should die of obesity

toddles by I dislike School November 19, 2005

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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