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Tacometer 

(n) tac-o-me-ter
•It is a small device used to precisely measure the percentage of taco in the air.
The air is 36% taco, according to our tacometer! We have to get out of here!!
Tacometer by Sinatra_FrankD May 7, 2018

tapometer 

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
tapometer by Davododger June 7, 2007

tacometer (Tm) 

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.
Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!
tacometer (Tm) by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005

Toximeter 

A mental meter, which measures the level of toxicity or negativity in the world around us.
Let me turn on my Toximeter and figure out why i'm feeling so low.
I won't work with people who raise my Toximeter levels.
Toximeter by 27weeks May 7, 2021
Tasmeer is a autistic guy who created Onyx(Autistic Clan) in Forward Assault
Tasmeer nab
Tasmeer by Harmony Toasty October 23, 2019
Taimeer

Taimeer means a handsome young man. Who is very athletic, intelligent, loving and strong.
A person named Taimeer is very important male .

Taimeer is a great person.
Taimeer is a great guy.
Taimeer by Taimeer August 15, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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