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tasimeter 

Describes the level of unreasonable angriness and being late to previous agreed times
Bro, you are a 100 in the tasimeter. You are more Tassos than himself!
tasimeter by schmedemann May 11, 2024
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Tacometer 

(n) tac-o-me-ter
•It is a small device used to precisely measure the percentage of taco in the air.
The air is 36% taco, according to our tacometer! We have to get out of here!!
Tacometer by Sinatra_FrankD May 7, 2018

tapometer 

A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
tapometer by Davododger June 7, 2007

tacometer (Tm) 

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.
Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!
tacometer (Tm) by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005

Toximeter 

A mental meter, which measures the level of toxicity or negativity in the world around us.
Let me turn on my Toximeter and figure out why i'm feeling so low.
I won't work with people who raise my Toximeter levels.
Toximeter by 27weeks May 7, 2021
Tasmeer is a autistic guy who created Onyx(Autistic Clan) in Forward Assault
Tasmeer nab
Tasmeer by Harmony Toasty October 23, 2019
Taimeer

Taimeer means a handsome young man. Who is very athletic, intelligent, loving and strong.
A person named Taimeer is very important male .

Taimeer is a great person.
Taimeer is a great guy.
Taimeer by Taimeer August 15, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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