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Table fish 

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.
Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?
Table fish by Devo09 July 12, 2024

fishwives' tale 

story or talk that one cannot believe in; incredible story or talk.
Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I raised my hand to hit him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale. Ha! Ha! Ha!
fishwives' tale by uttam maharjan September 25, 2011

fisherman's tale

A quick response when someone is telling a story (lie) about anything (usually about fish or sex).
Poser: "Dude, I was at this party and I hooked up with three of the cheerleaders from school! You should have been there!"

Dude: "Oh fisherman's tale. You couldn't hook up with any of the geeks as opposed to three of the cheerleader. Poser."
fisherman's tale by kuro musha August 9, 2006

fisherman's tale

To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.
My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.

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fisherman's tale by TBag420 February 7, 2009

fishwives' tale 

Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I stared at him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale.
fishwives' tale by uttam maharjan August 13, 2011
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026