Tabbywacker 

The male genitalia (penis) when in contact by any means of the female genitalia (vagina).

'Tabby wacker': 'wacker' perhaps meaning the 'penis', and 'tabby' an alternative word for 'vagina' and perhaps from 'pussy(cat/tabby cat)' (?)

I had never heard of this before. Apparently, and quoting an internet forum user, "The Bard (Scottish poet Robert Burns) used the phrase regularly". Is it then a Scottish term?

I don't think Robert Burns used it in his poetry, but I could be wrong.

The poster I spotted using it on an internet forum wrote it as one whole word. I happen to think it is two words, largely to take account of the male and female genitalia separately. It could perhaps be hyphenated (?)

"I used my tabbywacker last night after a drunken night out."

Tabbywacker by Spot-on June 26, 2009

Golden Tallywacker 

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

Golden Tallywacker by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

Tallywacker Tickle 

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

Tallywacker Tickle by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

tallywacker by billy February 3, 2003

whopping tallywacker 

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

whopping tallywacker by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

tallywacker

Slang. The male copulatory organ. The term very popular in rugger-bugger piss-ups

At the piss up after winning the rugby world cup, Jonny Wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the Australians

Orig. <French 'tallier'=pull + Western Irish mispronunciation of 'wanker'>

tallywacker by emigre December 15, 2003

tallywacker

My gargantious third member.

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker

tallywacker by Pete Negwaski! June 26, 2006