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taxiarchis 

Ooh taxiarchis? Taxiarchis is the best. He is handsome, he has got a lot of talents. A lot of girls love him, because he has got a very good personality. Don't be angry with taxiarchis! He is always success!
Ooh taxiarchis? Taxiarchis is the best. He is handsome, he has got a lot of talents. A lot of girls love him, because he has got a very good personality. Don't be angry with taxiarchis! He is always success!
taxiarchis by Konkou.com January 7, 2018
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To calculate net income for tax purposes by adjusting GAAP net income for the differences between GAAP and tax treatments.

The term was originally coined by Tran Chung, a Chartered Accountant while he lectured taxation at the University of British Columbia.
The tax final requires students to taxify net income.

Taxified income contains 50% of meals and entertainment expenses.
taxify by Taxavoider December 17, 2008

muddy taxi

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.
Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.
muddy taxi by Zuzzy Foeller February 7, 2014

beer taxi 

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.
"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."
beer taxi by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004
Word of the Day on January 13, 2006

taxibate 

A process where one sits in the back of a taxi cab and pleasures oneself vigorously.
1.
Cab driver: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!"

Homeless man: UUgGHhhhgggUghUu!!!! Oh yeaahh!

2. To taxibate in a blue cab may be punishable by death
taxibate by lampylow October 26, 2012

Taxi Driver 

One of the best movies of all time starring Robert De Niro. De Niro plays a psychotic taxi driver named Travis Bickle who doesn't sleep much and is sick of the scum of the city. In order to clean the scum of the society and save a teenage prostitute, he uses violence as the way to do it.
Taxi Driver should have won the oscar for the Best Picture Award in 1976 over Rocky.
Taxi Driver by sagzag June 22, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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