taxibate

A process where one sits in the back of a taxi cab and pleasures oneself vigorously.

1.
Cab driver: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!"

Homeless man: UUgGHhhhgggUghUu!!!! Oh yeaahh!

2. To taxibate in a blue cab may be punishable by death

by lampylow October 26, 2012