TSHAI

tshai's are real asf !! you can call them and let them know wassup and they got you ! You gone miss a loving tshai , dont ever lose her !! She good asf 😩 They are also rude

Damn I miss tshai !

by Miss Mirah November 22, 2021

Thaining

To cover ones naked self in baby oil and then consume high volumes of drugs and angrily masturbate to shocked on-lookers over omegle or chat roulette.

Thaining, or Thainers, use the shock of each omegle/chat roullete viewer to "get off".

Peter : My wife wants a divorce.

James : That's not good man. What happened?

Peter : She walked in on me thaining.

by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013

Death by Tchaikovsky

The act of making love while listening to the 1812 Overture. Starts slow but turns to an extreme showing of brute force which leads to your partner never being the same.

I was fuckin her the other night and the 1812 overture came on. It went from slow to death by Tchaikovsky. She couldn't walk right for a week.

by count6969 February 3, 2012

Thai Bong

The act of mixing marijiuana with tobbaco and smoking it in a bong. Popular in Thailand and Vancouver, BC (because the abundance of marijiuana) Taking the entire bowl in one will produce a huge cloud and give you a wicked head rush.

Hey man pass me some smokes so I can bust up a thai bong session!

by Vancouverclart August 8, 2008

Thailand RTO

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.

" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...

by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020

thai hot pot

dipping your fingers in a pot of hot wax, while a Thai ladyboy poos on your chest; also, a Noodles & Co. dish

Josh and Sarah had a great honeymoon, until she gave him a Thai hot pot.

by ktchaos April 16, 2014

Thais

A thais is passionate , kind , and full of love. She’ll love you and care for you. And she will always be there when you need her. There will never be a time when you need her and she isn’t there. A thais will put others before her because she thinks that others feelings are more important then hers. She is loyal and will stay by your side. She will never betray you. Love is her strongest feeling. If a thais ever falls in love with you. Don’t take advantage of her for it will be hard for her to detach her heart from the thought of you.a thais will give you love and affection and will always pay attention to you even when she’s at her worst. The people she love become her number 1 priority. She will do anything to see you smile and anything to continue to see you happy. Because that’s all she will care about. She will compliment you and make you feel good about yourself. A thais will work to tend to the feelings of others. A thais is always aware of others and their feelings. And she is causous with her words so she doesn’t hurt anyone. A thais is also loud and loves to laugh. She loves the laughs of others as it’s music to her ears. A giggle or a simple grin fills her with happiness. A thais will bring the best out of you.She will never fail to make you laugh or smile and she will never fail to make you feel loved.You can always rely on a thais. As they will be one of those people who will be a burden to lose.If you have a thais in your life love her and cherish her.

I met a thais once
It was the best day of my life

by Bootyheadannnnn April 18, 2019