TROCer
A person who participates in the multi-media, art piece, animation, child loving franchise know as TROC. Usually this consists of autistic children, gooners, furries, pyrocynical fans, discord mods and Globulus.
If you see a TROCer in real life DO NOT INTERACT with them. It is most likely they have not been outside since they left the womb. And if they approach it is recommended you piss or shit yourself to keep the TROCer at bay. If you cannot shit or piss you must wait till you come near you and then open your mouth and let out a long and hard “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN” then the TROC will respond will another “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”. During this you must run away while the TROCer is also distracted. You may also point in the other direction and say “Oh no! my copy of the De Blob 2 is being taken by the evil grandgriss” then the TROCer should look away and then you run like hell.
If you see a TROCer in real life DO NOT INTERACT with them. It is most likely they have not been outside since they left the womb. And if they approach it is recommended you piss or shit yourself to keep the TROCer at bay. If you cannot shit or piss you must wait till you come near you and then open your mouth and let out a long and hard “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN” then the TROC will respond will another “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”. During this you must run away while the TROCer is also distracted. You may also point in the other direction and say “Oh no! my copy of the De Blob 2 is being taken by the evil grandgriss” then the TROCer should look away and then you run like hell.
TROCer by GoonerKing January 5, 2024
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