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teukkake 

Etymology: a merging of Teutonic and bukkake.

Teukkake is what happens when first year German language students feel the need to spit constant consonants in your face. Typically coincides with excessive Kraut-rock abuse and a misplaced sense of cultural superiority.
"God-damnit, Heinrich, stop spitting in my face and put your Rammstein away! F-ing Kraut-smoker!"

...

"Yeah. Heinrich? That's not even his name, it's Humbert and he blew a Teukkake all over my face when he found a Blur album in my car."
teukkake by me, not you December 18, 2005
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Similar to a Bukkake, in which a woman is tied down and several (up to hundreds) of men ejaculate on her, but only involving one man who has to ability to cover her with one ejaculation, due to his ability to produce a large amount of semen. This event is usually watched by a mixed audience and the person performing the Tukkake is applauded.
gbones: "Dude, twoname is totally going to have a tukkake with his girlfriend and wants us to watch."
Tukkake by TwoName September 7, 2009
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Similar to a Bukkake, in which a woman is tied down and several (up to hundreds) of men ejaculate on her, but only involving one man who has to ability to cover her with one ejaculation, due to his ability to produce a large amount of semen. This event is usually watched by a mixed audience and the person performing the Tukkake is applauded.
gbones: "Dude, twoname is totally going to have a tukkake with his girlfriend and wants us to watch."
Tukkake by TwoCock November 15, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026