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teukkake 

Etymology: a merging of Teutonic and bukkake.

Teukkake is what happens when first year German language students feel the need to spit constant consonants in your face. Typically coincides with excessive Kraut-rock abuse and a misplaced sense of cultural superiority.
"God-damnit, Heinrich, stop spitting in my face and put your Rammstein away! F-ing Kraut-smoker!"

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"Yeah. Heinrich? That's not even his name, it's Humbert and he blew a Teukkake all over my face when he found a Blur album in my car."
teukkake by me, not you December 18, 2005
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Similar to a Bukkake, in which a woman is tied down and several (up to hundreds) of men ejaculate on her, but only involving one man who has to ability to cover her with one ejaculation, due to his ability to produce a large amount of semen. This event is usually watched by a mixed audience and the person performing the Tukkake is applauded.
gbones: "Dude, twoname is totally going to have a tukkake with his girlfriend and wants us to watch."
Tukkake by TwoName September 7, 2009
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Similar to a Bukkake, in which a woman is tied down and several (up to hundreds) of men ejaculate on her, but only involving one man who has to ability to cover her with one ejaculation, due to his ability to produce a large amount of semen. This event is usually watched by a mixed audience and the person performing the Tukkake is applauded.
gbones: "Dude, twoname is totally going to have a tukkake with his girlfriend and wants us to watch."
Tukkake by TwoCock November 15, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008