TOBASH 

From the military, it's an acronym for
Taken
Out
Back
And
Shot in the
Head

Usually it's a term to make reference to a person that gets a group into FUBAR occurrences multiple time.

"Ollie! You should be TOBASH! You've gotten this all FUBAR, your a freakin' clusterfuck magnet. We're gonna deep six yo ass bytch!

TOBASH by Leif June 10, 2006

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

tobasco-ass by jpg3 August 30, 2011

toash 

everything that can be described as anything

yo man i just woke up this mornin, went downstairs to put some toash in the toashter and toashed my shoes, then i ate my toash and took the toash to school

toash by hiram hiram hiram hiram hiram April 20, 2004

todash 

A word coined by Stephen King and used in his Dark Tower series. It might be used either as adjective or noun. Todash means teleporting or time traveling (or both, since you travel in space as well as time), often through a door. You might go to "todash darkness" as well which is practically emptiness between worlds. King defines it as "the space between the walls in a house" and further implies that any kind of monstrosity might be waiting there.

He knew the dangers of going todash.
She heard the todash chimes and shuddered.

todash by xsincerelymex June 22, 2008

Camel Tobasco 

First, place a rubber on your dick and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. Next, carefully brush HOT SAUCE over the rubber. Finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. If a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your "Early Warning System." If either partner detects a "burning like a motherfucker" sensation, you will know that it's time to pull your dick out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.

If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!

Camel Tobasco by wild-card March 25, 2010

toashted

toe-sh-ted

term used by Indian-descent Dunkin Donuts associates when a person orders a bagel.

Customer: Hi I'd like a plain bagel with butter please.
Dunkin Donuts: Would you like it toashted?

toashted by Most Valuable Toashter November 25, 2006

Tomash 

1) tom-ash -- person who has uncontrolable urges to sexor young girls, pedophile. (Noun)

2) to-mash -- to have have sex with said underage girls. (Verb)

Officer 1: "that guy is a real tomash"

Officer 2: "yeah that sicko deserves the electric chair for what he did to that girl"

Officer : :yep, he must've tomashed her for hours.. what a shame"

Tomash by teh prince May 13, 2006