TITRU

Insult or epithet. An acronym for: Too Impatient To Read Update.

Used in reference to a person who demands an update on that status of a task without having actually read the latest update that was sent to them.

Depending on inflection and context, its meaning can shift in vociferousness and anger.
* Too Inept To Read Update
* Too Idiotic To Read Update
* Too Incompetent To Read Update
* Too Imbecilic To Read Update

I can't believe that TITRU is asking me when he's getting the draft.

by ceolaf2 October 7, 2021

titration position

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.

Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"

by BigDicNic November 20, 2016

Titus Hotdog

The Titus Hotdog is a sexual act where mustard is placed on the feet of the partner, and a footjob is given resembling a hotdog.

Friend 1: Hey man, you saw Chris last night, right?
Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.

by Foot Lover Supreme September 21, 2019

titrubhug

When 2 females hug each other and rub their breasts together.

I hugged Jen last night and she started to titrubhug me, it actually felt quite nice.

by topsupp October 4, 2010

Titouan

usually have a huge dick and mostly speak french

"wow titouan u gotta' huge dick"

by MuhDah FuhKah April 30, 2018

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

Titusville, NJ

A small town located north of Trenton and south of Lambertville, NJ. The population of deer far outnumbers people in Titusville. Titusville is the site of the famous Christmas night crossing before the Battle of Trenton which turned the tides of the Revolutionary War. If you live in Titusville you may be late to work sometimes because you are stuck behind a tractor, or because the township always plows your roads last. The social scene in Titusville consists of bonfires and running around in Washington Crossing State Park after hours. Don't be alarmed, you may hear fisher cats at night, just keep your chickens in their coup. If you own a pontoon boat, go tubing, like to hang out on the docks or have at one time constructed your own raft and attempted to float it on the Delaware, you are referred to as a "river-rat". If your elementary school is named after a saloon, you know everything about the woods at the end of your neighborhood, and you had one hell of a childhood then raise your beer because you grew up in Titusville.

"Damn, look at the size of that gun, she must be from Titusville, NJ."

by Miss4thofJuly January 6, 2012