Acronym for "In All My Copious Free Time." Used when complaining to a friend or trusted colleague that you were just given yet another task, in spite of already being quite busy. May also be used ruefully with whomever assigned the task to draw attention to how busy one is, but without suggesting refusal to take responsibility for the task.
Why, sure, I’m happy to squeeze in that 3-hour task IAMCFT at the end of this 14-hour work day. Sleep is for losers!
by ceolaf2 August 29, 2019
The idea is that that liar doesn't even have facial hair to hide his facial expression, and thus the lie is easily recognized -- and yet is told anyway.
Note: the expression is not bold face lie.
Note: the expression is not bold face lie.
Saturday Night Live has had two characters that specialize in bald faced lies, Jon Lovitz's The Pathological Liar (e.g. "Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's it.") and Kristen Wiig's Penelope the Compulsive Liar (e.g. "Mine when through the roof too, they were just really high, they went around the roof and through the roof, so high that they were all over the roof. They were higher than yours."
by ceolaf2 January 14, 2009
Insult or epithet. An acronym for: Too Impatient To Read Update.
Used in reference to a person who demands an update on that status of a task without having actually read the latest update that was sent to them.
Depending on inflection and context, its meaning can shift in vociferousness and anger.
* Too Inept To Read Update
* Too Idiotic To Read Update
* Too Incompetent To Read Update
* Too Imbecilic To Read Update
Used in reference to a person who demands an update on that status of a task without having actually read the latest update that was sent to them.
Depending on inflection and context, its meaning can shift in vociferousness and anger.
* Too Inept To Read Update
* Too Idiotic To Read Update
* Too Incompetent To Read Update
* Too Imbecilic To Read Update
by ceolaf2 October 08, 2021
A person with whom one shared a special relationship that is somewhat more than simply as friend, but not not quite the level of "significant other." May be former or future significant other, or even someone whom will never have that status. Some "best friends" qualify, but not nearly all do. A sexual component to the relationship is quite common, though it is not required.
Note: A sexual component does not automatically raise a friend to moderately significant other status, rather it is the strength of the bond between the two parties.
Note: A sexual component does not automatically raise a friend to moderately significant other status, rather it is the strength of the bond between the two parties.
"I haven't had a girlfriend in a while, so I've been spending a lot of time with my moderately significant other, and we've even gone to a few weddings together. But somehow, we've never quite gone out."
by ceolaf2 September 01, 2009
by ceolaf2 December 24, 2009
Acronym for "Less Than Completely Awesome," an example of litotes. Used sarcastically, as it is always a rueful understatement of how bad new or a situation is.
Oh, I simultaneously spilled coffee down my shirt while stubbing my toe while my dad delivered the news that Grandma died. It was LTCA.
by ceolaf2 August 29, 2019
Acronym for "In All Your Copious Free Time." Used ruefully to acknowledge that the the the speaker/writer acknowledges that you are already busy, even as the request is being made. Alliteratively, a third party can use the term sympathetically to indicate that s/he understands that you were already too busy when someone added yet another task to your workload.
Hey, I know you’ve got that chapter of the technical report due COB today, plus you’re in client meetings all day, but IAYCFT, can you also migrate the last 6 years of data to a new platform? Great! Thanks!
by ceolaf2 August 29, 2019