An abbreviation for Time It Takes to Fart. This expression is used to measure how long in a relationship it takes for the significant other to comfortably rip a fart without it being offensive in the relationship.
Girl 1: “You still dating Bryce?”
Girl 2: “No way! I dumped his ass after he farted during our second date. My TIT2F is AT LEAST three months”
Girl 1: “god, what a douche. He should squeeze his cheeks next time. Loser.”
Girl 2: “No way! I dumped his ass after he farted during our second date. My TIT2F is AT LEAST three months”
Girl 1: “god, what a douche. He should squeeze his cheeks next time. Loser.”
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Get the Titfire mug.A contest or fight involving womens breasts. There are several variations including Hands On, No Hands, and Titboxing. In Hands on, the women place their hands on their opponents breasts and squeeze until one submits. In no hands, the women use only their tits to fight, either bumping breasts, simply mashing together, or bearhugging until one submits. Titboxing is a variant of no hands except that there is no use of the arms at all either for leverage or bearhugging.
Two women are interested in determining which has the best breasts. They decide to determine which is the best with a no hands titfight. They battle until one or the other submits and admits her opponent has the best chest.
by ljack66 April 10, 2008
Get the titfight mug.A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
by AJAW July 14, 2004
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When Fridays and weekends are busy, celebrate on Thursday. Don't wait for Friday, drink on Thursday like it's Friday...then again on Friday!
pron. "Tit-niff"
When Fridays and weekends are busy, celebrate on Thursday. Don't wait for Friday, drink on Thursday like it's Friday...then again on Friday!
pron. "Tit-niff"
"We're going to the bar, wanna come?"
"On a Thursday?"
"Yeah! It's TITNF!"
".....?"
"Thursday is the new Friday, let's go!"
"On a Thursday?"
"Yeah! It's TITNF!"
".....?"
"Thursday is the new Friday, let's go!"
by Lookalemur April 13, 2022
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