TIT2F 

An abbreviation for Time It Takes to Fart. This expression is used to measure how long in a relationship it takes for the significant other to comfortably rip a fart without it being offensive in the relationship.

Girl 1: “You still dating Bryce?”
Girl 2: “No way! I dumped his ass after he farted during our second date. My TIT2F is AT LEAST three months”
Girl 1: “god, what a douche. He should squeeze his cheeks next time. Loser.”

TIT2F by ITSMESISSYLALA June 3, 2021

Titfire

A fire caused by lesbians rubbing their breasts together too vigorously.

Man, those lesbians were going at it so hard I thought there was going to be a titfire!

Titfire by johnfernung August 19, 2010

titfight 

A contest or fight involving womens breasts. There are several variations including Hands On, No Hands, and Titboxing. In Hands on, the women place their hands on their opponents breasts and squeeze until one submits. In no hands, the women use only their tits to fight, either bumping breasts, simply mashing together, or bearhugging until one submits. Titboxing is a variant of no hands except that there is no use of the arms at all either for leverage or bearhugging.

Two women are interested in determining which has the best breasts. They decide to determine which is the best with a no hands titfight. They battle until one or the other submits and admits her opponent has the best chest.

titfight by ljack66 April 10, 2008

titfuck blowjob 

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.

Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!

titfuck blowjob by AJAW July 14, 2004

TITNF 

Thursday is the new Friday.

When Fridays and weekends are busy, celebrate on Thursday. Don't wait for Friday, drink on Thursday like it's Friday...then again on Friday!

pron. "Tit-niff"

"We're going to the bar, wanna come?"
"On a Thursday?"
"Yeah! It's TITNF!"
".....?"
"Thursday is the new Friday, let's go!"

TITNF by Lookalemur April 13, 2022

Titflap 

Wild gyration clapping of fun bags.

Wow look at that titflap.

Titflap by LC-123 January 9, 2020

titfuck till cum 

When girl's knockers arouse you so much that you burst between them instead of her natural socket

*after undressing*
-how do you like them?

-Ooh fuck. These are awesome. I want to titfuck till cum

titfuck till cum by re jw July 4, 2022