by ahouse May 29, 2005
a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.
"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"
by Evildawg December 14, 2008
To move or travel quickly or hastily with the assumption that, if possible, your tits would fly up over your face from the blinding speed.
Hey, the store closes soon, we need to leave tits over face.
While traveling across the state, they drove tits over face.
While traveling across the state, they drove tits over face.
by GrantV November 16, 2007
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The young women crowded around and began to ask questions. Brad could barely form a coherent thought, much less carry on a conversation, due to the major face-tit he was getting from Susie.
by Ricardo Corridor January 16, 2009
when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!
by RET123 January 19, 2009
This phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. It can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
Ed: "Dude, I was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill."
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
by bikejunky February 17, 2010