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A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.
I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.
Timism by born_again_timist September 16, 2007
Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.
Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.
Timism by xintellectualllx September 25, 2007
Epic straight guy who doesn't touch other guys genitals
Tom is such a Timmis
Timmis by TimmisUD December 17, 2010
1)An invincible, steel-penised, mentally challenged homosexual man with the strange ability to grotesquely murder another human by touching their genitalia.

1)One of or resembling the fabled Timmis.

3)An insult derived from the legend of Timmis and his family.
Aw snap, Timmis just eh poked my crotch! *dies*

You, sir, are a true TIMMIS.
Timmis by Anonymous October 9, 2003
being a really fat asian
dude that guy is an example of timoism
Timoism by americaselite June 11, 2006
The ability to start over and over and over and over again, without ever learning anything
you get caught, you try again, same shit, different state
Timism by smarterthanthat May 5, 2004
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