Timmis

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Epic straight guy who doesn't touch other guys genitals

Tom is such a Timmis

Timmis by TimmisUD December 17, 2010

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Timmis

1)An invincible, steel-penised, mentally challenged homosexual man with the strange ability to grotesquely murder another human by touching their genitalia.

1)One of or resembling the fabled Timmis.

3)An insult derived from the legend of Timmis and his family.

Aw snap, Timmis just eh poked my crotch! *dies*

You, sir, are a true TIMMIS.

Timmis by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Related Words

Timmis • timmisha • TIMMISM • Max Timmis • tim misagal • timming • timmie • timmins • Timism • timmysexual

Max Timmis

An organism commonly associated with homosexual and re-enactments of popular internet sensations such as; memes, vines and other associated videos and Fortnite Dances. They tend to omit a pungent smell due to lack of showing. A being which is rarely sighted doing any form of work and can often been found playing games.

Have A Shower stop being a Max Timmis!

REVISE! Stop playing games Max Timmis🤢

Max Timmis by yourfavouritebrown June 24, 2019

Timmie the 12th Fatui Harbinger

Timmie is the first mondstat citizen that you would encounter in Genshin Impact. Once a kind boy who feed pigeons everyday, he was consumed by hatred as a certain traveller from a foreign world murdered his only family, the pigeons.

He was brought before the winter shogun, Tsaritsa, and he swore to serve her so Tsaritsa's dream of destroying the world could finally be realized, so that a world where pigeons can live safely can be created.

As the Harbinger, known as the Doll Maker, he soon assembled his arsonal of field tillers, also known as cyclops.

Pigeons: ...
Venti: time for take off.
Timmie the 12th Fatui Harbinger: How dare you kill my friends. Now, I shall end your friends before I end you, Fowl Legacy!!

Timmie the 12th Fatui Harbinger by AAuthor September 18, 2021

Timmies-run

To make a run to "timmies" (Tim Hortons) for coffee, lunch, etc. Often put upon the lowest office worker on the food chain who is sent out to get beverages for his/her coworkers.

Who wants to do a timmies-run?

Timmies-run by FemmeVive March 25, 2011

Timism

A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.

I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.

Timism by born_again_timist September 16, 2007

timmie

an unfortunate fella who has no dad and survives solely of off pigeon comfort

traveller: yeah, i got a nice supply of fowl from timmie's birds lol

timmie by ventiaulait April 4, 2021

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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