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The STOP 

The STOP - States The Obvious Person
When someone chimes in on a forum post or facebook discussion, stating the obvious and direct connection to the joke or discussion, usually to show they are smart, making everyone want to murder that person for being so smug and oblivious that everyone got it. In comedy this would also be known as 'hacky'.
John, "Why couldn't Robin Williams just hang in there??"
The Stop, "Robin Williams committed suicide by hanging himself"
Everyone "Ya, WE GOT THAT"

John, "Id like to take her for a spin, haha"
The Stop, "John wants to have sex with her"
John, "ugh, ffs. "
The STOP by Sundog_ August 21, 2014
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The stop light challenge 

Drag racing with another car when the light turns green.
his WRX beat the civic si on the stop light challenge

stop the cap 

hoe #1: i am the only one
me: stop the cap bitch
stop the cap by stop the cap May 29, 2020

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Stop The Fuck Back 

What a drunk person says right befor you knock em out
Club Bouncer : "hey dude your not aloud to grab random women's breast, get the fuck out of here right NOW "

Drunk Guy : "STOP THE FUCK BACK"

Club Bouncer : *throws right hook*

Crowd : "WURRLLLLSTARRRRRRRRRR"

Stop the cap 

“I got a drivers license” “STOP THE CAPPP

Stop the Jukebox 

Used when something terrible has happened and you need to gather yourself and sort it out
You've slagged off your boss in an email to one of your mates and just realized that you have sent it to your boss after you hit the 'send' button....

"Stop the Jukebox......I've just dropped a clanger, bollocks"
Stop the Jukebox by funkysi2006 September 19, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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