Stop the Jukebox

Used when something terrible has happened and you need to gather yourself and sort it out
You've slagged off your boss in an email to one of your mates and just realized that you have sent it to your boss after you hit the 'send' button....

"Stop the Jukebox......I've just dropped a clanger, bollocks"
by funkysi2006 September 19, 2009
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Smugerfucker

That David Cameron is an complete smugerfucker
by funkysi2006 September 19, 2014
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Defrag my ball drive

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
by funkysi2006 September 05, 2014
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