Definitions by funkysi2006

Smugerfucker 

A Smug Mother Fucker

That David Cameron is an complete smugerfucker

Smugerfucker by funkysi2006 September 19, 2014

Defrag my ball drive 

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night

Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !

Defrag my ball drive by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014

Stop the Jukebox 

Used when something terrible has happened and you need to gather yourself and sort it out

You've slagged off your boss in an email to one of your mates and just realized that you have sent it to your boss after you hit the 'send' button....

"Stop the Jukebox......I've just dropped a clanger, bollocks"

Stop the Jukebox by funkysi2006 September 19, 2009