THE NOSE 

The colloquial name to describe one with the unfortunate luck of having an abnormally large nose.

Seeing 'THE NOSE' is a signal the world is about to end.

Amelia: THE NOSE ALL HAIL THE NOSE
Emily: AAHHHH IT'S GONNA EAT ME

THE NOSE by bieberblast23 May 25, 2011

The Nose Tec 

When a girl is giving you head and you use your two fingers to slightly pinch her nose, basically choking her with your dick and not letting her breath through her nose

The Brodie Febreze told me to use The Nose Tech on this girl and her eyes started watering and she was gasping for air. She loved it.

The Nose Tec by Febreze144 October 13, 2020

the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.

mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!

the nose hose by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012

The Nose Boop 

When a creep from your theatre class touches this girls nose and she doesn't want it because its too much commitment; basically proposing.

girl: omigawsh he tried to do The Nose Boop on me
guy: he's been watching too much twilight

The Nose Boop by Space Llama January 25, 2020

The Nose Boop 

When you touch someones nose with the index and or middle finger. It is a huge commitment. Basically proposing.

girl: omigawsh he tried to use The Nose Boop on me!
guy: what a creep
girl: ikr!!

The Nose Boop by Space Llama January 25, 2020

The nose is near to the eyes 

Old Icelandic proverb, uttered two times in Njal's saga and meaning that duties often come together with family ties.

Thorgerd spoke to Ketil:"Oskuld is dead, as we know. Now keep in mind what you promised when you took him as yours foster-son".

"It may well be", he said, "that I made many promises then, because I never expected days like these would come. In fact, I'm in a difficult position, since I'm married to Njal's daughter - the nose is near to the eyes".
~Njal's saga, translated by Robert Cook

The nose is near to the eyes by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 8, 2022

on the nose 

1. Precisely correct, without any error.

2. Unsubtle or overly and clumsily direct. Used when characters in a narrative leave no room for subtext with their eye-rollingly obvious dialogue. Not a general term for bad writing.

1. Guess how many beans in this jar. Forty thousand and one? On the nose, ladies and gentlemen!

2. Excuse me, but I don't quite think we should have Helga say "I am sad. I hate you and you smell." It's a bit on the nose.

on the nose by dogboydog July 9, 2011