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Textsurfer 

Adj - a marker, usually fluorescent, that is moved across text in a 'surfing' fashion, to make important words/phrases stand out. Verb - to textsurf.
Dude - "Hey check me out, I'm surfing this text, using my new textsurfer!"
Textsurfer by Jesster91 April 23, 2010

textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation
Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.
textsturbate by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008
Someone who is highly skilled in the art of sending texts messages.
John is so quick in responding to my text messages, he must be a textpert.
Textpert by Adrian Pt February 7, 2008

Textpurger 

1. Someone who uses texting to clear up any ill feeling one may be experiencing, or to clear their conscience.
2. To make right with someone using texting.
1. I needed to textpurge Rose because In just had a feeling she was upset with me due to something I had said the other night.
2. After finally being able to textpurge Kati I was able to relax in the hot tub.
3. Textpurging with Cindi has been therapeutic to our sex lives.
4. Textpurges with my bro has a way of making arrangement dates.
5. I know this one textpurger who always is looking out for my well-being.
Textpurger by jaymoz June 15, 2014

Textspectation 

When you keep checking your mobile phone because you are either expecting a text, or are hoping to receive one.
Joey: Stop checking your phone all the time, you have chronic textspectation

Alex: Yeah I know, I just get excited knowing Bel is texting me
Textspectation by heapsmissage_90 February 20, 2011

textsperate 

When you text someone three or more times in a day even thought they haven't replied to any of your messages. This is usually connected with a textsession.
me:hi!
sup?
why are you ignoring me?
talk to me!!
fine, i hate you.
ur officially on my hate list.

him:chill im sick so my phone was off!!

me:srry, when people don't text back i get a little textsperate.

him:wtf?

me:desperate, but like with texts

him:ur crazy
textsperate by Lillilivia March 20, 2008