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Textpurger 

1. Someone who uses texting to clear up any ill feeling one may be experiencing, or to clear their conscience.
2. To make right with someone using texting.
1. I needed to textpurge Rose because In just had a feeling she was upset with me due to something I had said the other night.
2. After finally being able to textpurge Kati I was able to relax in the hot tub.
3. Textpurging with Cindi has been therapeutic to our sex lives.
4. Textpurges with my bro has a way of making arrangement dates.
5. I know this one textpurger who always is looking out for my well-being.
Textpurger by jaymoz June 15, 2014

TextSurf 

A website that allows you to buy or rent cheap textbooks.

Text - short for textbooks
Surf - to search for something on the web
John bought his books on TextSurf for mad cheap!
TextSurf by somerandomdude0932 January 13, 2011

Textsurrect 

Replying to a text message so long after receiving it that the conversation is brought back to life.
Text from Danny to Sheila: "can't talk, gtg. we'll textsurrect this tomorrow"

Johnny was at the Lil' Wayne concert and didn't know Sally sent him a text message. When he finally woke up the next afternoon, he textsurrected her message.
Textsurrect by P Flag June 8, 2010
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