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Textpert

Someone who is highly skilled in the art of sending texts messages.

John is so quick in responding to my text messages, he must be a textpert.

by Adrian Pt February 07, 2008

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Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

by Adrian Pt February 07, 2008

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ballooniphile

Someone with an unhealthy sexual interest in under-inflated ballons.

John: Did you see Sid at the wedding?
Bill: Yes, noticed he kept disappearing in the toilet with a bunch of balloons.
John: Yeah? Weirdo. I have heard rumours hes a Ballooniphile

by Adrian Pt February 15, 2008

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