1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.
I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.
by jaymoz June 19, 2014
1. Someone who grades someone else masturbation video techniques on-line.
2. Someone who masturbates the rough way.
3. To masterbate with a cheese grader.
2. Someone who masturbates the rough way.
3. To masterbate with a cheese grader.
1.I Was out of lube and have calla Sus from working, now that's some polishgrading shit.
2.I Was so honey I had to masterbate now, but I had cotton mouth from smoking too much dope. I polishgraded my dick that sits still sore.
3. This sluts pussy was so tore up it was like fucking a cheese grader.
4. I was on the web the other day and these sluts turned me on so good I had to polishgrade them.
5. Someone contacted me the other day saying some shit that he was a polishgrader, what does that mean?
2.I Was so honey I had to masterbate now, but I had cotton mouth from smoking too much dope. I polishgraded my dick that sits still sore.
3. This sluts pussy was so tore up it was like fucking a cheese grader.
4. I was on the web the other day and these sluts turned me on so good I had to polishgrade them.
5. Someone contacted me the other day saying some shit that he was a polishgrader, what does that mean?
by jaymoz June 16, 2014
1. To use ones erect penis to navigate the touch screen feature on their monitor. This is usually performed on a live pornagrafic web site.
2. Test Phycologist perform to determine well-being.
2. Test Phycologist perform to determine well-being.
1.I Need to get a larger phone my headscreening is causing multiple windows to pop up.
2. I need to get my headscreened I keep having images of sugar plums dancing in my head.
2. I need to get my headscreened I keep having images of sugar plums dancing in my head.
by jaymoz June 21, 2014
A male homosexual who enjoys hanging out in male locker rooms or any male establishment with the intention of getting an erection.
Do you think Fredi is a homoerectus he's always in the locker room, but I never see him working out.
by jaymoz June 18, 2014
She is such a sunglass slut if she would stop getting facials she wouldn't have to wear her sunglasses at night.
by jaymoz June 20, 2014
1. Someone who uses texting to clear up any ill feeling one may be experiencing, or to clear their conscience.
2. To make right with someone using texting.
2. To make right with someone using texting.
1. I needed to textpurge Rose because In just had a feeling she was upset with me due to something I had said the other night.
2. After finally being able to textpurge Kati I was able to relax in the hot tub.
3. Textpurging with Cindi has been therapeutic to our sex lives.
4. Textpurges with my bro has a way of making arrangement dates.
5. I know this one textpurger who always is looking out for my well-being.
2. After finally being able to textpurge Kati I was able to relax in the hot tub.
3. Textpurging with Cindi has been therapeutic to our sex lives.
4. Textpurges with my bro has a way of making arrangement dates.
5. I know this one textpurger who always is looking out for my well-being.
by jaymoz June 15, 2014