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Textpurger 

1. Someone who uses texting to clear up any ill feeling one may be experiencing, or to clear their conscience.
2. To make right with someone using texting.
1. I needed to textpurge Rose because In just had a feeling she was upset with me due to something I had said the other night.
2. After finally being able to textpurge Kati I was able to relax in the hot tub.
3. Textpurging with Cindi has been therapeutic to our sex lives.
4. Textpurges with my bro has a way of making arrangement dates.
5. I know this one textpurger who always is looking out for my well-being.
Textpurger by jaymoz June 15, 2014
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Textsurfer 

Adj - a marker, usually fluorescent, that is moved across text in a 'surfing' fashion, to make important words/phrases stand out. Verb - to textsurf.
Dude - "Hey check me out, I'm surfing this text, using my new textsurfer!"
Textsurfer by Jesster91 April 23, 2010
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textpergers 

Noun. A condition wherein a social media user or person having a conversation via text is unable to determine whether a remark and set of remarks is intended to be sarcastic, or in which the context or tone may be misconstrued, without the use of aides such as "lol" or a select set of emoticons, thus rendering them socially inept with regard to such mediums.
"I got in a huge fight with Sara over Facebook because my Textpergers was acting up and I thought she was joking about her cat dying. She wasn't."
textpergers by rikachen April 30, 2014
Word of the Day on May 6, 2014
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026