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textsperate 

When you text someone three or more times in a day even thought they haven't replied to any of your messages. This is usually connected with a textsession.
me:hi!
sup?
why are you ignoring me?
talk to me!!
fine, i hate you.
ur officially on my hate list.

him:chill im sick so my phone was off!!

me:srry, when people don't text back i get a little textsperate.

him:wtf?

me:desperate, but like with texts

him:ur crazy
textsperate by Lillilivia March 20, 2008
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textperate 

one's undying desire to be texted, all the time, anywhere, and by anyone. this desire is so strong, the person is considered to be desperate for texts.
Person 1: every one of his FB statuses ends in "...text?"
Person 2: I know. it's so annoying.
Person 1: he's definitely textperate.
Person 2: tru dat.
textperate by jadedbitofjoy17 August 30, 2009

Texterate 

Texting between two people.
"I'll texterate you later, douchebag!"
Texterate by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

textasperated 

The result of texting a message so long and/or epic that you forget to breathe until the message is sent.
Wow! I just got a three page long text from philip. He must be textasperated
textasperated by ShikaNara November 3, 2010

Textsperation

The uncontrollable feelings of frustration/exasperation/desperation one experiences whilst awaiting a text response.
KHump: I text James on Saturday and he has still not responded. I'm feeling very textsperated.

BenLaz: Yea, that textsperation will really make you want to take a bath with a toaster.
Textsperation by k_hump May 21, 2012

textspiration 

A text message that inspires.
He sent me a textspiration before my job interview
textspiration by smrmf2 January 23, 2019

Textspiration 

The inspiration and motivation gained from uplifting text messages or conversations.
During challenging times, receiving messages filled with encouragement and support can provide a powerful textspiration that fuels our determination to keep going.
Textspiration by Marc2.0 August 10, 2023
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