TD:CT

Too Dumb; Can't Think. An appropriate response to "TL;DR," a.k.a. "Too Long; Didn't Read." Can also be used as TD:DT (Too Dumb; Didn't Think), TS:CT (Too Stupid; Can't Think), and TS:DT (Too Stupid; Didn't Think.) Could also be followed with either smh (Shaking My Head) or stfu (Shut The Fuck Up) - both are implied.

(Long Comment)

Responder: TL;DR

You: TD:CT smh

TD:CT by w2ed October 28, 2013

S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M 

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3

When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

C.T.D. 

A medical acronym for "Circling The Drain", referring to a patient who is expected to die soon.

That P.P.P.P.P.T. is C.T.D.

C.T.D. by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008

Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.) 

This means you're addicted to texting.

My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!

Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.) by Awesometroll October 20, 2011

C.T.D. 

Computer transmitted disease ,
Viruses that your computer catches from going to questionable porn sites.

I followed a link to a porn site that I never heard and now my computer has a C.T.D.

C.T.D. by Scanner Boy February 7, 2018

O.O.C.T.D 

Out of control tear ducts tears crying nonstop

"Oh my god! I couldn't stop crying! I swear I have O.O.C.T.D ."

O.O.C.T.D by Knowledge4444 July 4, 2016