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TD:CT

Too Dumb; Can't Think. An appropriate response to "TL;DR," a.k.a. "Too Long; Didn't Read." Can also be used as TD:DT (Too Dumb; Didn't Think), TS:CT (Too Stupid; Can't Think), and TS:DT (Too Stupid; Didn't Think.) Could also be followed with either smh (Shaking My Head) or stfu (Shut The Fuck Up) - both are implied.
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You: TD:CT smh
by w2ed October 28, 2013
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S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3
When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M
by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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C.T.D.

A medical acronym for "Circling The Drain", referring to a patient who is expected to die soon.
That P.P.P.P.P.T. is C.T.D.
by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008
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Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.
My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!
by Awesometroll October 20, 2011
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C.T.D.

Computer transmitted disease ,
Viruses that your computer catches from going to questionable porn sites.
I followed a link to a porn site that I never heard and now my computer has a C.T.D.
by Scanner Boy February 7, 2018
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O.O.C.T.D

Out of control tear ducts tears crying nonstop
"Oh my god! I couldn't stop crying! I swear I have O.O.C.T.D ."
by Knowledge4444 July 4, 2016
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