T.M.C. 

Too Much Crack. A Cocaine/Crack hangover.

I've got a bad case of the T.M.C.'s. Why did we think it was a good idea to get another gram last night?

T.M.C. by Bang Bang Nick Lange June 23, 2006

D.O.T.M.C. 

Dick of the Month Club, A woman that likes a variety of sexual partners belongs to this club.

Gina said "Richard takes good care of me. He's definitely a member of my D.O.T.M.C."

D.O.T.M.C. by starbaby237 June 23, 2011

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E 

Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.

Boy: A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E <3

Girl: Omg awhh, I love you <3

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E by urlatinagf September 10, 2021

T.M.O.C. 

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment

Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.

T.M.O.C. by Protatoes January 18, 2018

G.T.B.M.C 

Gots To Be Mo Careful

Mz Pretty Was Walking Trying To Look Cute And Broke Her Heel And She Fell I Was Like What Do They Say G.T.B.M.C (GotsToBeMoCareful)

G.T.B.M.C by GhettoQueen July 28, 2019

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m 

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds

Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m by Shaminah April 18, 2021

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010