T.M.O.C. 

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment

Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.

T.M.O.C. by Protatoes January 18, 2018

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E 

Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.

Boy: A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E <3

Girl: Omg awhh, I love you <3

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E by urlatinagf September 10, 2021

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T 

Let Me Eat You Out Till U Cum On My Tounge

Wsp shawty L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T

L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T by Baddie Dj January 8, 2021

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010

M.O.T.C.L

acronym for moving on the couch laughing. instead of rolling on the floor laughingROFL you are moving on the cough laughingMOTCL

Bill: "oh my god! you got me ROFLing"
Tom: "Well you got me M.O.T.C.Ling!"

M.O.T.C.L by realshitmayne December 2, 2010

d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f 

do you want me to come over and eat your pussy until you cum on my face

(male) d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f

(female) give me a time and place

d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f by raypoop February 17, 2024