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T.I.T.T.I. 

T.I.T.T.I. is an acronym for ‘ Too Important To Text It ’ .
We are increasingly dependent on our cell phones and mobile devices to send all kinds of information & messages. Sadly, sometimes people share very personal and touchy information through these devices instead of actually taking the time to meet the other person and talk to them face to face.
It is easier & more convenient, yet totally inappropriate , for people to deliver bad or devastating news through a text message or an email. It is a cheap way of avoiding an actual in-person meeting with the receiver of the information.

A T.I.T.T.I. situation is when the information is simply too serious or too personal to be delivered coldly, through electronic means. It is not always easy, but talking face to face is one of the things that still makes us human. It just shows way more respect towards the other person, and sensitivity towards the situation, to deal with problems one on one.
Dude 1 : ‘ Bro, I heard John wants to break up with Sally after going out with her for two years ! What a bummer ! ’
Dude 2 : ‘ Yeah, I know. He told me about it. I told him to at least man-up & tell her face to face. He owes her at least that much. ’
Dude 1 : ‘ Eehck…. So akward ! ’
Dude 2 : ‘ No choice dude. It’s a T.I.T.T.I. situation man. Too Important To Text It . ’
T.I.T.T.I. by Marc.O.C. January 22, 2016
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T.I.T.T.F.H. 

FACEBOOK THREAD:
Sheldon S: T.I.T.T.F.H.
Kimberly N: WTF is T.I.T.T.F.H.?
Rob M: urban dictionary . com/define . php?term=T.I.T.T.F.H.
Rob M: DUH!
Sheldon S: Take It To The Face Hoe
T.I.T.T.F.H. by rhmcanes April 16, 2011

R.A.G. T.I.T.T. 

R-andom A-ss G-irl T-hat I T-alk T-o
Yeah, me and this R.A.G. T.I.T.T. are going to hang out this weekend. I think she's gonna make me pancakes in the morning.

T.I.T.S. 

Short for Twitch Integrated Throwing System. Used by Vtubers, letting viewers throw items, bitties or emotes at the streamer.
I need to add T.I.T.S. so you guys can entertain yourselves while I'm AFK.
T.I.T.S. by DerpLvlAsian February 4, 2023

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W 

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).
Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W
T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W by mwalker April 29, 2020

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

T.i.T.S. 

an acronym for "Today Is The Shit"
usually used before a day u kno will
be really good so you label it "TiTS"
person #1: Yooo we gon get fucked up

person #2: yea its gon be T.i.T.S.
T.i.T.S. by Don Costales April 27, 2008
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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