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i won't be long 

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out
i won't be long by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

This ain't no lounge 

The phrase of telling someone to not "lounge". You can use this phrase to tell them to quit being lazy or when they're not sitting up straight.
"Hey buddy, this ain't no lounge."
A long t-shirt that may go down to your knees, a long shirt in the form of a T. Mainly black males wear these types of shirts in the hip hop style.
Look at that boy with that long T.
long T by Lolly Magnet September 19, 2006

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

You don't need long nails 

You don't need long nails
You don't need long nails

you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit 

When you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit in Derry/
Interviewer: "It's a cold journey to school this morning." frostbit feller: "Oh god you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit."
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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