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T spoon
A person who is deprived of validation and stuck in a shell. If you find a T spoon love him unconditionally and dont give him anything other than food and happiness.
Man I'm not sure what's wrong with that guy. He sure looks like a t spoon to me. How about let's fill him with truth. Its obvious he needs help.
T spoon by ButchNochance January 27, 2022
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T-Spoon • The spoon isn't real • Don’t stick your spoon in • Spoon, Ahegao and T-pose • Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon. • I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon • Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon • tspoonami • t.s • T.T
The spoon isn't real
A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.
The spoon isn't real by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016
Don’t stick your spoon in
Don’t stick your spoon in by BigBobby2435 June 26, 2022
Spoon, Ahegao and T-pose
When you take a silver or golden spoon and put the handle in your nose.
Then you make a ahegao face.
Then you t-pose.
Abbreviated to SAT
Then you make a ahegao face.
Then you t-pose.
Abbreviated to SAT
Geoff: Dude what did you do this weekend.
Jeff: Well I did Spoon, Ahegao and T-Pose
Geoff: I love to SAT
Jeff: Well I did Spoon, Ahegao and T-Pose
Geoff: I love to SAT
Spoon, Ahegao and T-pose by PseudoPseudoPseudo All the way October 3, 2019
Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.
A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.
*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*
Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.
Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.
Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon. by Androk January 7, 2019
I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon
I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021
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