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T-Ass-S

verb. To T-Ass-S.

A play on TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome) the staph infection typically contracted by women when tampons are used for longer than 8 hours. "T-Ass-S" is the act of inserting a super-absorbancy tampon with a card-board applicator in the anus of a man by a woman during sex, against his will, potentially causing Toxic Shock Syndrome of the ass. Tampon may or may not be left in the ass for more than 8 hours.
Girl: "So I roofied this guy at the bar last night and brought him home and totally T-Ass-S-ed him."

Girl: "Bought him a drink, told him he looked hot, next thing he knew he was being T-Ass-S-ed in the bathroom."
by GirlOnTop November 8, 2010
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i couldn't give a rat's ass

I couldn't give a rat's ass about birthdays.
by PA McFalls May 1, 2016
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i couldn't give a rat's ass

An expression meaning I couldn't care a less or give a shit about something.
Worker: "I was late to work because my car broke down goddamit!"

Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"
by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016
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Very picky about women
Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020
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Support for violence against someone; an indirect threat
Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)
by I_said_what_I_said September 3, 2018
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