T-Ass-S

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verb. To T-Ass-S.

A play on TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome) the staph infection typically contracted by women when tampons are used for longer than 8 hours. "T-Ass-S" is the act of inserting a super-absorbancy tampon with a card-board applicator in the anus of a man by a woman during sex, against his will, potentially causing Toxic Shock Syndrome of the ass. Tampon may or may not be left in the ass for more than 8 hours.

Girl: "So I roofied this guy at the bar last night and brought him home and totally T-Ass-S-ed him."

Girl: "Bought him a drink, told him he looked hot, next thing he knew he was being T-Ass-S-ed in the bathroom."

T-Ass-S by GirlOnTop November 8, 2010

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i don't give a tiny rat's ass

Don't give a shit

My life is fucked up but still I don't give a tiny rat's ass.

i don't give a tiny rat's ass by FattuAshiq August 19, 2016

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i couldn't give a rat's ass

I don't care.

I couldn't give a rat's ass about birthdays.

i couldn't give a rat's ass by PA McFalls May 1, 2016

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i couldn't give a rat's ass

An expression meaning I couldn't care a less or give a shit about something.

Worker: "I was late to work because my car broke down goddamit!"

Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"

i couldn't give a rat's ass by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

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Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up

Very picky about women

Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020

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THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! by weave September 7, 2003

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Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot

Support for violence against someone; an indirect threat

Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)

Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot by I_said_what_I_said September 3, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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