5 definitions by Human Pickled Punk

Smells like boy mouse

Refers to a male's bedroom or a room inhabited by males. Testosterone, sweat, farts, and cum have given the room that dank scent reminiscent of the cage your stinking male mouse lives in.

Last night Jim was hanging with his boys playing Smash Bros til 4am then they put on some porn and had a circlejerk. Now it smells like boy mouse in here.

by Human Pickled Punk May 7, 2016

comedyshortsgamer

A really loud, funny and nerdy nigga who is not gay but is probably a virgin and has a bbc he never gets to use.

I am always watching comedyshortsgamer, but I won't admit it is because he is damn cute!

by Human Pickled Punk May 6, 2016

Paki piece of shit

Insult for a cab driver of Pakistani descent who steals your iPod Touch then blackmails you into prostitution so you can pay the overpriced fare.

"That Paki piece of shit stole my iPod Touch then made me suck him off for $5 a cock suck until I earned enough to pay the fucking fare!"

by Human Pickled Punk May 6, 2016

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 7, 2016

i couldn't give a rat's ass

An expression meaning I couldn't care a less or give a shit about something.

Worker: "I was late to work because my car broke down goddamit!"

Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"

by Human Pickled Punk May 7, 2016