TúrTúLé
TúrTúLé by Shiggy Malone December 2, 2017
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Turtleneck Butt
Turtleneck Butt by This is what you get December 17, 2020
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TúrTúLé • turtle • turtle head • turtle necking • Turbulence • turtled • Turdulence • turtle shells • turtle dick • turtle fuck
Box turtle
Box turtle by Yurdle September 22, 2016
Turtle Neck Tension(TNT)
That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.
The following is a sequence of events
Text Conversation
Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)
(Later that night)
Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3
(Even Later)
Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"
Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"
At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).
Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!
Text Conversation
Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)
(Later that night)
Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3
(Even Later)
Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"
Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"
At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).
Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!
Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) by sanfran13 April 2, 2013
turtle on my name
Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.
Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"
Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"
turtle on my name by M'sBlUfF October 13, 2017
Turtle in the weeds
When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"
Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
Turtle in the weeds by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020
turtle dumpkin
"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"
"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."
"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."
turtle dumpkin by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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