Sytiva

The name of a stoners daughter who wanted to name their child after "cannabis sativa".

Usually a rather sexy and attractive woman ;)

Sytiva

by Sytiva November 8, 2010

Cabinets Sativa

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

sativa sunrise

Waking up not knowing what's going on, getting your high grade, papers and grinder, then smoking an almighty joint

What you doing man?
Just having a sativa sunrise, wanna come?
I'll be 2 minutes

by on a train 123 February 3, 2012

sativa sunrise

Another phrase for a wake and bake. When you get out of bed and are bleary eyed and grab your high grade, roll a spliff and then enjoy the morning eating and stumbling on the internet.

Are you stoned mate?
Yea, just had a sativa sunrise

by nominate me February 19, 2012

sativa

A Sativa is a type of marijuana/plant that will typically produce a euphoric, energetic, cerebral high. and is very hard to grow indoors.

"Dude I just smoked some sativa type weed and I am bouncing off the walls"

"Damn you smoked it all do you know how hard and long it took me to grow that shit?"

by sacsin September 28, 2005

Dynamo Sativa

A rag-tag group of soccer hooligans found at Purdue University. This soccer club in a member of the intramural sports league but have been known to play in friendly matches against both clubs and countries. The most interesting facet of the club is that their most rabid fans make up a majority of the clubs active roster. If beaten on the field, they will make sure the opposition gets their ass beaten off the field. While the amount of goals scored by this team may not be very high, it can be guaranteed that every member of the team will be.

Main Rivals:
El Furia Roja, Chelsea FC, all law enforcement agencies

"We should have never beaten Dynamo Sativa, that rag-tag group of hooligans really kicked the shit out of us in that alley by the fields."
- Some Ass Hole who beat Dynamo Sativa

"Did you see the amount off efforty Dynamo Sativa put out on the field today, they must have been high as balls."
- Rabid Fan

by norte refers May 5, 2010

sativafied

the satisfaction one gets by the sativa component in Marijuana. a mixture of sativa and satisfied.

I smoked some g-13 and now I am sativafied

by lilyvonshtupp July 11, 2010