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swinography 

Cheap pornography found in rural areas and depicts naked women.
Why did you waste your money on that swinography

scornography 

Media made with the express purpose of causing the emotion of scorn in the viewer. Scornography's main purpose is to flood the viewer with the most obnoxious and unintelligent people possible, ensuring that they fall far below the average viewer in likability. This way, viewers can unite in their hatred of the characters, and feel a brief burst of artificially inflated self-esteem. These shows are the public executions of our times, except instead of the death they so often deserve, the stars of the shows are showered with attention, fame and money.
"Jersey Shore," "The Real Housewives of ___," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" are all examples of scornography.
scornography by camidon January 5, 2012

Spornography 

Sports footage that is overtly sexual, containing scantily clad, attractive, frequently sweaty bodies.
Yoga class on the Fitness Channel is the prime example of spornography, with very fit women wearing almost nothing while contorting into wild poses as the camera catches records images of their private parts. Most shots of Anna Kournikova are spornographic. Close-ups of rugby players' tushies are spornography for the ladies (and some gentlemen).
Spornography by AnneB "Stats" April 8, 2012

Sporenography 

Pornography created using the game Spore Creature Creator.
Sporenography are creatures having sex doggie style. Creatures with huge penises, huge walking penises, Goatse and even Tubgirl, have been created using SCC
Sporenography by Al Bear972 August 27, 2008

spoonography 

1) the art of studying spoons
2) A derogatory to describe a complete spoon (see spoon)
3) The erotic sexual act involving three spoons, a textbook and a green highlighter
1) "He was a quite talented spoonographer"(spoonography)
2) "Rem is such a complete spoon/spoonhead/spoonfed/spoonographer"
spoonography by Keith Moon November 21, 2005

sonography 

Phenology in which the only historical distinctions between two cultures are syllabic.
Sonography would proffer that the only historiography is phonic (sonic). Sonography would reject "historical" inequities (iniquities) and historical materialism.
sonography by metawave January 24, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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