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Swornography 

Any leaked videos from the official NXVIM sex society\club\cult.(tbd)
The swornography contained in this specific collection is fluffy and entertaining.
Swornography by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020

Spore-nography 

Often shortened to spore-n. Taking an obsessive,lustful interest in the creatures and aspects of Spore.
Spore fan: "I just saw a cool creature with immense bulgo arms."
Other guy: "Calm down dude! We don't all get off on Spore-nography!"
Spore-nography by TheHough December 17, 2008

scornography 

Media made with the express purpose of causing the emotion of scorn in the viewer. Scornography's main purpose is to flood the viewer with the most obnoxious and unintelligent people possible, ensuring that they fall far below the average viewer in likability. This way, viewers can unite in their hatred of the characters, and feel a brief burst of artificially inflated self-esteem. These shows are the public executions of our times, except instead of the death they so often deserve, the stars of the shows are showered with attention, fame and money.
"Jersey Shore," "The Real Housewives of ___," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" are all examples of scornography.
scornography by camidon January 5, 2012

Spornography 

Sports footage that is overtly sexual, containing scantily clad, attractive, frequently sweaty bodies.
Yoga class on the Fitness Channel is the prime example of spornography, with very fit women wearing almost nothing while contorting into wild poses as the camera catches records images of their private parts. Most shots of Anna Kournikova are spornographic. Close-ups of rugby players' tushies are spornography for the ladies (and some gentlemen).
Spornography by AnneB "Stats" April 8, 2012

porenography 

A digital picture of a female celebrity that is of such high resolution, details such as pores can be resolved.

Not necessarily nude, but occasionally revealing.
whoa. new porenography of jessica alba was just posted.
porenography by sitesurfer June 13, 2004

spoonography 

1) the art of studying spoons
2) A derogatory to describe a complete spoon (see spoon)
3) The erotic sexual act involving three spoons, a textbook and a green highlighter
1) "He was a quite talented spoonographer"(spoonography)
2) "Rem is such a complete spoon/spoonhead/spoonfed/spoonographer"
spoonography by Keith Moon November 21, 2005
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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