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Swords-man 

When you doggy-style someone you yell "look a man" when she gets distracted you poke her with your dick on her forehead then stick a sword through her throat. Meanwhile she's deepthroating the sword you call her mother and ask for spanking and $21.
oh man, wanna go to the cinnema? I can use my money that i got while doing the Swords-man.
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trading he-man swords 

They have been trading he-man swords since back in the day.
trading he-man swords by dorkicorn November 23, 2013

man sword 

An amazingly large cock, throbbing with the hot, vengeful blood of bygone man-warriors from long ago, their rock hard members tearing the very fabrics of time and space as they pounded their chambermaids into the earth.
She knew she was going to die an orgasmic death when she say that Dick was weilding the legendary man sword. Amen.
man sword by Anonymous June 5, 2003

man sword 

My boyfriend can cure make magic with his man-sword
man sword by Sparki October 6, 2003

THE Anime Swordsman 

Another name for Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII
Person 1: Ugh another anime swordsman.
Person 2: He’s not another anime swordsman, he’s THE Anime Swordsman!
THE Anime Swordsman by Slick_One81 December 24, 2020

Swordsman 

Basically, a man who fucks alot of hot women. He is not quite a player, nor a pimp. He isn't a heartthrob either. He just fucks hot women and exists.
Father: did you hear that Brad Penny fucked both eliza dushku and alyssa milano?
Son: Wow, what a swordsman!
Swordsman by t7j939 June 18, 2009

pork swordsman 

a man of dubious marriage potential, a homosexual, a bum bandit
backs to the wall lads, theres a pork swordsman on the loose
pork swordsman by Sally Struthers September 1, 2003