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Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.
Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.
Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

Swizzling 

The motion made by a womans hand when giving a blowjob, usually involving the twisting and turning of the hand.
"Yo dude she was mad good at swizzling when she was blowin me last night"
Swizzling by J-Mazz November 22, 2009

swinglish 

When a swinger is trying to talk a person into swinging with them.
Yo, Big J is speaking Swinglish with my Boo. WtF.
swinglish by EzTee April 12, 2019

swizzlestick 

to rub ones penis all over an object.
"If V weren't so cool, i'd go and swizzlestick her desk next chance i had."


swizzlestick by booger74 April 20, 2009

Swizzlestyx 

The royalty of all Internet trolls. They should not be approached.
Do not mess with a Swizzlestyx.

sweet swizzling 

The Epitome of coolness. Something so cool that cool does not even explain it. To imagine the depth of its coolness would be like trying to imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. Yes, that cool. A person who is this cool is known as an all mighty Swizzler.
"Hey Benjamin, did you set off the cherry bomb in the girls bathroom?" "Of course. It was sweet swizzling!"