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Swizer

He is the fucking King and he lives his life like a fucking King so if you think of messing with him you better watch out
Swizer my name's swizer
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Playing Switzerland

Verb

When an argument is going on, and someone is being neutral in the argument, even if it seems to surround the person "Playing Switzerland".
Dude, stop Playing Switzerland and side with me on this one!
by swisstoblerone June 10, 2010
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Swizel

A kind and loving girl, fun to be around with. Sometimes she can be very annoying and irritating but always found cute no matter what. A Swizel can be bitchy at times but is always forgiven because of her charm and the ability to get what she wants. She is very soft hearted and should not be played around with. A Swizel can get any guy falling for her and knows how to have fun, can be very flirty but is loyal when she likes someone alot. A true friend and not one to lose.
Hey, do you know Swizel?
Yea annoying as hell but the best, I mean who cannot love that girl?

One can find the best personality in Swizel.
by Nolz01 October 16, 2017
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being switzerland

"being switzerland" means being neutral in an argument or a discussion. derives from switzerland being neutral in the war
Bob: who's side are you on?
Dave: neither; i'm being switzerland
by p00f4ce December 23, 2012
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Mr. Swigert

A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.
Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.
by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017
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switzerland

Not so helpful in the war; but nice chocolate.
"So what part did Switzerland play in WW2?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone"
by George99 April 22, 2007
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Switzerland

A country which grew as the cantons-to-be (districts) formed political alliances swearing to help each other defend their territories; thus "Eidgenossenschaft", meaning "oath-community". Soon this motley crew of still independent states set out to conquer more land and eventually become the mighty country known as Switzerland. It should be noted that this procedure resulted in a territory comprising roughly 2x the size of New Jersey but more sinificant to the average Swiss, a territory smaller than Austria or even Bavaria. This fact should not be mentioned mockingly by any visitor to this 70%-alpine country unless he or she is intent on finding out if every male Swiss really does still store his army riffle in the wardrobe.
Switzerland is known for its neutral attitude towards all sorts of events in world history, although it should not be forgotten that it did try to invade Italy in 1515.

Should any two parties choose to start a war, Switzerland will demonstrate its neutrality by selling weapons to both parties.
Switzerland, hero of song and story!
Switzerland, winner of ancient glory!
Fighting for the right, fighting with its might;
With the strength of ten, ordinary lands!
Switzerland, people are safe when in it,

Switzerland, only the evil fear it!
Softness in its eyes, iron in its thighs;
Virtue in its heart, fire in every part of
The Mighty Switzerland!

(probably the inspiration for "the Mighty Hercules")
by TheMightyPling! January 11, 2012
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