A veritable vision of
vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...
when I contemplated the bumper
sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.
It read: "Visualize WORLD
PEACE !!!!!!!"
"I could much more easily
imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a
funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."
FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."